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Wow, $355 MILLION dollars! I sure could do a lot with that money! I don't want to be overconfident, but I have this strange feeling I'm going to win. Here's what I plan on doing with all that money (totally open to suggestions though!):
-Buy the Momofuku empire and change name to "Samofuku", where they will serve ONLY pork buns!! And there will be NO WAIT, ever!
-Buy the entire continent of Australia and rename it "Samlandia". Of course I will spend the NY winters in my mansion on the beach in warm, sunny Samlandia.
-Change the name of Tim Tams to "Tim Sams", and print my face on the cookies.
-Buy a bulldog....but I'm not going to name him Sam, that would be too confusing!
I know what you're thinking...What a good Samaritan you are, Sam! As you can see, it is all about what I can do for others. I want to use my money for the betterment of the world we live in. You're welcome everyone!!
"Sam, what did you think about the election results? Sorry--Sam THE PERSON, what did you think about the election results?"
ReplyDeletehaha you might get a more insightful response from my bulldog on that question :)
ReplyDeleteI'd buy out all the Tim Sams. Yum!!
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