Dear Ryan Gosling,
I don't know how to tell you this, Ryan Gosling, but this isn't working out. It's not you, it's me. I've met someone else. His name is Garrett Hedlund, and it was love at first sight! He's got a twinkle in his eyes that could light up the inside of a million refrigerators with the doors completely shut...That smile, that voice (that was REALLY him singing in "Country Strong"! HOT!)....Yes, PLEASE! I DO, Garrett! I WILL!
But you probably don't want to hear all that, Ryan Gosling. It IS actually over, Ryan Gosling. It is. Time to move on! I will never forget the time we spent together. Stay strong!
Sincerely,
Samantha Hedlund
I don't know how to tell you this, Ryan Gosling, but this isn't working out. It's not you, it's me. I've met someone else. His name is Garrett Hedlund, and it was love at first sight! He's got a twinkle in his eyes that could light up the inside of a million refrigerators with the doors completely shut...That smile, that voice (that was REALLY him singing in "Country Strong"! HOT!)....Yes, PLEASE! I DO, Garrett! I WILL!
But you probably don't want to hear all that, Ryan Gosling. It IS actually over, Ryan Gosling. It is. Time to move on! I will never forget the time we spent together. Stay strong!
Sincerely,
Samantha Hedlund
I'm sorry I didn't know things weren't working out. Too bad I just brought you that recent issue of GQ with Ryan Gosling on the cover, all the way from Chicago. Next time I'll pick you up a copy of Country Living.
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