Airplanes-What's that Smell?

There's nothing that irks me more than being forced to breathe in other people's farts. So you can imagine my disgust on a 20 something hour flight to Australia. Absolute torture! 20 hours of fart inhalation! One big giant fart flying across the Pacific. As IF I didn't know you were farting. That loud plane rumble might disguise the sound, but it does NOT cover up that smell! You pretend to be engrossed in your book, but I know there's a whole lotta farting going on. You think your blanket acts as a barrier...but it's no match for all the farts! Go to the bathroom if you need to fart. They have a WHOLE ROOM set up for these sorts of things. Please, let's all work together to make the skies a little friendlier!