You Have Something on Your Face

My coworker Alexis told me a horrifying/hilarious story today. One that is every New Yorker's worst nightmare. She was dining at a restaurant in Brooklyn (name withheld because honestly it could happen anywhere), when a cockroach LANDED ON HER FACE....then it ran down her neck and she caught it in her hands. I don't want to be all "ME! ME! ME!" but please don't let this EVER happen to me (especially on a date!)! I can't imagine anything more horrifying...After she "took care of" the cockroach, she continued eating and didn't even complain to the waitress. Now, THAT is a woman dedicated to enjoying her meal. Must have been some good Pad Thai!