Sigh....If only the sale rack weren't so embarrassingly hard to get to!!!
You walk into a store...and you are immediately greeted by regularly priced items: "Hello, don't you want to buy me?" "I know I'm expensive, but can you really put a price on being this fabulous?" Off in the distance, a sale rack awaits you....You feel it's gravitational pull, but you can't walk straight back there. That's in poor taste! And you don't want to look like you can't or wouldn't pay full price. The Bargain Hunter's Dance begins...
You slowly pause at some fabulously overpriced cardigans near the store's entrance, giving a nod of approval. Good, now you can walk a few steps closer to that rack of dreams. Mmmm bracelets, those are pretty, but you would NEVER pay THAT for THOSE. No, no. Not when you know there'll be bracelets on the sale rack at half the price..and just as gorgeous! Ok, now you can move even closer to the back without looking suspicious..They'll never know what you're up to...So smooth! Only a few racks of regularly priced goods stand in your way. A little more fake browsing for you and then it's PERFECTLY reasonable to attack that sale rack!
And finally, the moment you've been waiting for...HELLO SALE RACK! Hello savings beyond your wildest imagination! Just a month or two ago you would have paid so much more for the exact same thing. And now your patience and dedication to a good deal has paid off!
You slowly pause at some fabulously overpriced cardigans near the store's entrance, giving a nod of approval. Good, now you can walk a few steps closer to that rack of dreams. Mmmm bracelets, those are pretty, but you would NEVER pay THAT for THOSE. No, no. Not when you know there'll be bracelets on the sale rack at half the price..and just as gorgeous! Ok, now you can move even closer to the back without looking suspicious..They'll never know what you're up to...So smooth! Only a few racks of regularly priced goods stand in your way. A little more fake browsing for you and then it's PERFECTLY reasonable to attack that sale rack!
And finally, the moment you've been waiting for...HELLO SALE RACK! Hello savings beyond your wildest imagination! Just a month or two ago you would have paid so much more for the exact same thing. And now your patience and dedication to a good deal has paid off!
You are going to look stunning in that dress and you can put the money you've saved towards an amazing meal. Mazel tov!
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