Wow, if last week's experience didn't convince me to fully ween myself off of LivingSocial.com, I don't know what will! A few weeks back, I bought a massage deal at a Health Center with a Zen-like name. It included an hour long massage and a wellness consultation. Sounds nice right?
WRONG! The Center was not at all what I imagined it would be. There were no Zen sand gardens or Buddha fountains. When Dr. Charming McConvincerson examined my posture, he pretty much told me it was a miracle I could hold my head up at all (apparently, the angle of my spine is causing my head to feel like it weighs 37.6 lb!) and possibly the only way I could save myself is to buy a whole lotta (most likely pricey) sessions at his center. Thank god I found him in time, before it was too late! Instead of feeling relaxed and renewed, I left there feeling like a hunchback ogre with no hope of walking upright for much longer. Take a look at my "Posture Screen" below. Can you believe I go out in public with all that misalignment?
After a desperate consultation with a reliable doctor, I was reassured and consoled. There is a small possibility I am just fine as is, and this might just be a money making scheme that I got roped into. Thanks a LOT, LivingSocial.com. The next time I get an annoying chain letter in the mail, I'll be sure to send it to you!
WRONG! The Center was not at all what I imagined it would be. There were no Zen sand gardens or Buddha fountains. When Dr. Charming McConvincerson examined my posture, he pretty much told me it was a miracle I could hold my head up at all (apparently, the angle of my spine is causing my head to feel like it weighs 37.6 lb!) and possibly the only way I could save myself is to buy a whole lotta (most likely pricey) sessions at his center. Thank god I found him in time, before it was too late! Instead of feeling relaxed and renewed, I left there feeling like a hunchback ogre with no hope of walking upright for much longer. Take a look at my "Posture Screen" below. Can you believe I go out in public with all that misalignment?
After a desperate consultation with a reliable doctor, I was reassured and consoled. There is a small possibility I am just fine as is, and this might just be a money making scheme that I got roped into. Thanks a LOT, LivingSocial.com. The next time I get an annoying chain letter in the mail, I'll be sure to send it to you!
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| Sam or Zombie Demon? You decide! I dream of one day having the "Ideal Posture Body Balance"! |
Shut it! I am DYING of laughter!!! And even though this looks like a crock - I need a posture measurement immediately!! This is going to be like those Japanese vinegar pads I spent like hundreds on last year... I can feel it. (not the pads, the addiction to senseless fake doctoring)
ReplyDeleteHaha!i know! While I was there, they had me so convinced! I was like "SAAAAVE ME DOCTOR!! I can't believe I've been walking around like this in public! Thank god you and LivingSocial.com walked into my life when you did! NO WONDER I'M STILL SINGLE!!"
ReplyDeleteI want to read about how to cope with being a zombie!
ReplyDeleteOh wouldn't you just. Haha jk, i don't know what that means... Just trying to sound sinister!
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