Fifth Grade Journal Friday-Ominous Signs in Your Relationship

You know your relationship is doomed when any of the following is true:

-You don't know how to spell your boyfriend's name (or your own for that matter. If you can't even spell your own name, you're nowhere near ready to enter into a relationship with another human)

-I mentioned this a few weeks ago, but I think it deserves another mention. If you ask a boy out, and he hesitantly says "yes" by having his friend give you any sort of frozen dessert, it's not looking good for you. A cookie is better, but I'd still be skeptical.

-Hmmm, 32 days into the relationship and you're already in LOVE, Sam? I'd say things are going to burn out pretty quickly...