Folks, the moment you have been waiting for is finally here. Yes, that's right! The SuperGreat has hopped on the deals website bandwagon. Sign up, and you'll be stalked daily! Act now, and you can buy all sorts of crap you would never want at prices much higher than you would ever expect to pay! In addition, we will offer you deals at restaurants you wouldn't eat at even if they were the only restaurants open during Hurricane Irene! And for DOUBLE THE PRICE!! We will bombard you with special offers for crappy vacations no one else wants to go on!! Isn't this exciting news? If you'd like to sign up (and who WOULDN'T????) send your email address to SuperGreat@theSuperGreat.com. DON'T WAIT, or you might miss out on the deal of a lifetime!!
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