Ahhh, Halloween! It's that time of year I add "sexy" to some object that isn't sexy and call it my costume! In the past, I've dressed up as "sexy corn on the cob", "sexy crayon", "sexy bed bug"...This year, I am going to be a "sexy tree". Here's what my costume might look like...and some expressions I might try to incorporate into my dialogue throughout the night:
Sounds like it could be a real nightmare on ELM street! You should add to that list, "The ROOT of all evil" I tried to think of some more phrases, but I'm totally STUMPED!
ReplyDeleteoh aleja! i just knew you WOOD come up with the best tree puns ever!!
ReplyDeleteyou just plant the best lines sammy. PLANT
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Dave, I thought we were all out of tree puns, and there you go coming up with another awesome one. TREE-MENDOUS!
ReplyDeletesometimes you need to just BRANCH OUT.
ReplyDeletecan't make it.
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